Badass vs Dumbass
Master your Financial Kung Fu to be one and not the other.
Go to Sifu’s Notebook for 6 Tips to Cheap Travel Without Compromising Experience
Primer: Who are Sifu & Ronin
Episode 10: Ronin vs Deadpool
Sifu: What the … I don’t recognize this stranger wandering onto the property. INTRUDER ALERT! HOMER! IMMEDIATELY, RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Homer: Right away, Sifu.
Ronin: Boss, no! Don’t do it! He’s gonna be eaten alive. That’s second cousin Cletus!!
Sifu: That is def not him. Cletus is a surfer dude and he only wears them surfer trunks. This alien dresses more like you.
Ronin: It’s him! I swear! Big dummy was so into my new big-ass pants, that he had to go get a pair himself. I don’t blame you though, bossman. I can hardly recognize him with those cool pants and that stupid new trucker hat, but 100%, it’s Cletus! Please don’t kill him …
Sifu: STOP STRANGER! Remove your hat and put your hands where I can see them!
Ronin: Phew, you see, it is him. YOU’RE A DUMBASS CUZ, YOU WERE ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE EATEN ALIVE!
Sifu: Ok ok. Homer – please recall the hounds.
Homer: Yes sir, Sifu. Done.
Sifu: #1, please text Cousin Cletus to go back to the gate and wait there until we’re done our session. No interruptions. Why is he here anyways? That dude has more money than Tony Stark. He doesn’t need my help.
Ronin: You’d be surprised boss. Well off peeps are sometimes just idiot savants. They may be really good at one specific thing, and get paid beaucoup bucks for that genius, but they’re probably dumb as fuck for just about everything else. Witness, my man, Cousin Cletus. Rich AF. Dumb AF. Go figure.
Sifu: Gotcha Ronin. He’s not technically my student, but as a favor to you, I’ll see him after you for 15 minutes – no charge. He can probably use the deluxe package of 88 full lessons, but that’s up to him. Sometimes, dummies remain dumb. Go figure.
Ronin: Done and done. Thanks boss! Texted him. He appreciates it and he said his uneaten asshole thanks us too.
Sifu: My pleasure. Now, onto business at hand. You must have gone to the travel agency recently, with that stack of brochures I saw you with the other day. Going somewhere, #1?
Ronin: Yeah yeah. My two weeks off work is coming up soon, and I’m looking at options. I live to travel – I’m so stoked!
To travel is to live.
Hans Christian Andersen
Sifu: Nice, George Jetson! Before your daydreaming about distant lands gets out of hand, do you even have the funds to do this?
Ronin: Well, you see … maybe? I did as you said, and went over my budget to check for available funds for discretionary spending. Then I checked current costs for flights and accommodation. OMG, they’re trying to heart attack me! Might have to sell a kidney to fund this sucker! Massive bummer, dude.
Sifu: Ah, Ronin. Don’t fret. A definite challenge lies before us – but it’s not insurmountable. I believe you can enjoy your travel dreams and not totally empty your coffers. The true art of traveling lies in balancing your desires with your financial reality. You ready to learn how to travel on a budget without sacrificing the experience?
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Albert Einstein
Ronin: If you’re talking about enjoying a five-star vacation on a one-star budget, I am 100% there, Bali Bad Man! Let’s rock this!
1. Plan Your Trip During the Off-Season
Sifu: Outstanding! The first lesson in our journey is to master the art of timing. Unlike trying to time the market, this you can do. Traveling during the off-season is like practicing kung fu when the dojo is empty—no crowds, no distractions, just you and the experience. The off-season allows you to see a destination in its truest form, and at a fraction of the cost.
Ronin: Hmmm. Off-season, huh? So instead of clubbing and tanning in Ibiza, I’ll be shivering my ass off in Buffalo. Sounds incredible…
Sifu: Well not exactly, #1. A little trust, my man. I wouldn’t send you off to Buffalo in January – that would be as much fun as a root canal. The off-season doesn’t have to mean enduring unpleasant conditions. It simply means being strategic about when you travel. For example, visiting the Mediterranean in early spring or late autumn can offer decent mild weather, beautiful scenery, and lower prices, all without big-ass busloads of sweaty tourists.
Ronin: Fair point, bossman. Less crowds, less cash, more culture and Zeitgeist. Def works for me! But then, how do I get there? Airlines want a king’s ransom, bro. I may have to mortgage my morals and barter with the devil.
2. Be Strategic with Your Flight Bookings
Sifu: Easy Ghost Rider. We have a way to deal with your flight bookings. Here, flexibility is key, Ronin. Be open to flying mid-week, consider alternate airports, and compare prices using flight search engines. Sometimes, the difference of a couple of days or an airport just an hour away can save you hundreds or more. And, if you don’t mind stop-overs, you can bank huge savings.
Ronin: Excellent options, Sifu. Any gotchas to these tricks?
Sifu: Yes, just avoid the hidden traps of some budget airlines. They may offer the allure of low fares, but they can come with a barrage of fees—baggage fees, seat selection fees, even breathing fees, it seems. Def pack light – extra weight is very costly these days.
3. Choose Budget-Friendly Accommodations
Ronin: Guess I’ll have to leave my heavy dumbbells at home then. They’d better have a good gym at the resort, dude. These guns need constant pumping! What about once I get to my destination? Hotels expect a suitcase of Benjamins, and I’m not exactly keen on sleeping in a hostel bunk bed, surrounded by au naturel backpackers who snore like freight trains.
Sifu: Ah, accommodation—the third pillar of budget travel. Fear not Sleeping Beauty, for there are many options that provide comfort without bankrupting you. Consider vacation rentals—platforms like Airbnb can offer affordable, private spaces with the sometimes added benefit of a kitchen, where you can prepare your own meals and save even more.
Ronin: Cooking on vacation? Sifu, I cook at home now after our lesson on massive savings compare to eating out. But on vacay – dude, you’re killing my vibe.
Sifu: You don’t have to cook every meal on vacation, #1. No saying that at all. But if your place has a kitchen, why not use it for breakfasts before you head out for the day. Easy eggs, bacon and toast will save you a lot right there. Make your own brew, again big bucks kept in your wallet. Save that cash for decent lunches or dinners out.
Ronin: I see your point, Kingpin. Def skipping the overpriced room service as well. Maybe try a local food tour – some of those are reasonable.
Sifu: Bang on the money, Ronin. And remember, sometimes the simplest accommodations offer the richest experiences. Guesthouses, bed-and-breakfasts, or even house sitting can provide a unique, local flavor to your stay.
4. Eat Like a Local
Ronin: All systems go, Captain. So I’m saving on flights, sleeping in someone’s spare room, and maybe even cooking a meal or two. But what about eating out? Nice restaurants aren’t exactly frugal.
Sifu: The fourth lesson, Ronin, is to eat like a local. The essence of travel is to immerse yourself in the culture, and food is the heart and blood of that. Street food, local markets, and family-run eateries often offer the most authentic—and affordable—meals. Not only will you save money, but you’ll also savor the true flavors of the land.
Ronin: Now we’re talking, Sifu. I happen to love street food, as much as Deadpool loves chimichangas. Betcha I could eat more street meat than him! My mouth is watering – bring it!
5. Prioritize Free and Low-Cost Activities
Sifu: Versus Deadpool? I def put on my money on you, Hungry Hippo! But gotta admit, his quips are on par with your best, Junior Seinfeld. Def, embrace the local cuisine, and you’ll find that the most memorable meals often come from the simplest of places. And when you combine this with the fifth lesson—seeking out free or low-cost activities—you’ll find that your budget stretches even further.
I’ve got a ton of bad jokes, and I’m not afraid to use them.
Deadpool
Ronin: Free? Like what, hiking up a mountain only to be eaten by a bear?
Sifu: Kid Flash – you could take on that bear, couldn’t you? At least, out run it? LOL. Many destinations offer a wealth of free experiences—museums with no admission fees, walking tours guided by passionate locals, beautiful parks, and cultural festivals. Nature’s wonders are often free for all to enjoy, and local events can provide rich, authentic experiences gratis.
6. Use Public Transit
Ronin: OK, ok. No splurging on pricey tours, I can explore on my own or join a free walking tour. I like it, Sifu. But what about getting around? Isn’t public transit in a foreign country dangerous?
Sifu: The sixth lesson, Ronin, is to embrace public transportation. Not dangerous at all for the most part. It is usually the cheapest way to get around, and it offers you a chance to see the city as the locals do. Win-win!
Ronin: Gotcha, no overpriced taxis or Ubers, just me and the bus, blending in like the hommies. Where I’m going, big pants are back in style, so I will be with my people.
Sifu: You, Junior Hommie, are ready to travel. With plan in hand, and a budget that’s unbreakable, you’ll have tons o’ fun and won’t go bust! BTW, Uber can be expensive, but not always. They can actually be very reasonable in some countries, like Portugal, compared to back home. So just price shop and you’ll see if it makes sense for that option.
Ronin: If there is a menu of cheap options – fantastic! Check. Time to JET!
Sifu: You are good to go, my man. Now, on the way out, let your cousin in. The puppies are still quite hungry, so you should warn him not to pull any fast ones, lest he wants to look like your handsome friend, Deadpool.
Ronin: Doh!
Sifu’s Notebook
6 Tips to Cheap Travel Without Compromising Experience
1. Plan Your Trip During the Off-Season
One key method to save money on travel is to plan your trip off-season. Popular destinations have peak seasons when prices for flights, accommodations, and activities are at sky high. By traveling during the shoulder or off-season, you can take advantage of lower prices and fewer crowds.
Benefits of Off-Season Travel:
- Lower Costs: Airfare and hotel rates are lower during the off-season, allowing you to stretch your budget further.
- Fewer Crowds: You’ll experience less crowded attractions and shorter lines, giving you more time to enjoy the sights.
- Unique Experiences: Traveling during the off-season often allows you to see a destination in a different light, such as winter activities in typically summer destinations.
Tips for Off-Season Travel:
- Research Destination Seasons: Before booking, research when the off-season occurs for your chosen destination. It may vary depending on the location.
- Flexibility: Be flexible with your travel dates to take advantage of the best deals available.
- Weather Considerations: While off-season travel can be more affordable, double check the weather. Ensure that the conditions will still allow you to enjoy your planned activities. No suffering required.
2. Be Strategic with Your Flight Bookings
Airfare can be one of the most significant expenses when traveling, but there are several strategies you can use to find cheaper flights without sacrificing comfort or convenience.
Tips for Finding Affordable Flights:
- Book in Advance: Booking your flight several months in advance can often result in lower prices. However, this isn’t a hard and fast rule—sometimes last-minute deals are available if you’re flexible.
- Use Flight Comparison Websites: Use websites like Kayak, Google Flights, or Skyscanner to compare prices across different airlines. These platforms also allow you to set price alerts, so you’re notified when prices drop.
- Be Flexible with Dates and Airports: Flexibility can save you a significant amount of money. Consider flying mid-week when prices tend to be lower, or look into alternate airports near your destination for cheaper options.
- Avoid Extra Fees: Many budget airlines offer low base fares but charge for extras like checked baggage, seat selection, and meals. Be aware of these fees and pack light if possible to avoid them.
3. Choose Budget-Friendly Accommodations
Where you stay can significantly impact your travel budget, but budget-friendly accommodations don’t have to mean sacrificing comfort. There are plenty of options that offer both affordability and quality.
Accommodation Options to Consider:
- Hostels: Hostels are an excellent choice for budget travelers, offering affordable dormitory-style rooms or private rooms at a fraction of the cost of hotels. Many hostels also provide communal kitchens, allowing you to save money by preparing your meals.
- Vacation Rentals: Platforms like Airbnb, Vrbo, and Booking.com offer vacation rentals that are often cheaper than hotels, especially for longer stays. Renting an apartment or house also gives you the flexibility to cook your meals, further reducing costs.
- Guesthouses and B&Bs: In many destinations, guesthouses and bed-and-breakfasts offer a more personal and often less expensive alternative to hotels. These accommodations usually include breakfast, which can save you money on meals.
- House Sitting: House sitting allows you to stay in someone’s home for free in exchange for taking care of their property while they’re away. Websites like TrustedHousesitters connect travelers with homeowners looking for house sitters.
- Couchsurfing: For the more adventurous, Couchsurfing allows you to stay with locals for free, offering a unique cultural exchange experience.
Tips for Booking Budget Accommodations:
- Book Early: Popular budget accommodations can fill up quickly, especially during peak travel seasons. Booking early can help you secure the best deals.
- Consider Location: While staying further from the city center can save you money, factor in transportation costs and time when choosing your location.
- Read Reviews: Always check reviews from previous guests to ensure that the accommodation meets your standards for cleanliness, safety, and amenities.
4. Eat Like a Local
Food is another area where travel costs can add up quickly. However, by eating like a local, you can save money while enjoying authentic culinary experiences.
Tips for Dining on a Budget:
- Street Food: In many countries, street food is not only affordable but also delicious and representative of the local cuisine. Don’t be afraid to try food from street vendors—just make sure it’s being prepared in a clean environment.
- Local Markets: Visiting local markets is a great way to experience the culture and find fresh, inexpensive ingredients for meals. Many markets also offer prepared foods at a fraction of the cost of a restaurant.
- Picnics: If you’re staying in accommodations with kitchen facilities, consider buying groceries and preparing your meals. You can also pack a picnic to enjoy in a local park, combining a meal with a sightseeing experience.
- Avoid Tourist Traps: Restaurants in tourist-heavy areas tend to be more expensive and often cater to tourists rather than offering authentic local dishes. Venture a little further from the main attractions to find better food at lower prices.
- Look for Meal Deals: Some restaurants offer lunch specials or fixed-price menus that provide great value for money.
5. Prioritize Free and Low-Cost Activities
You don’t have to spend a fortune to enjoy your destination. Many cities offer a wealth of free or low-cost activities that allow you to experience the culture, history, and natural beauty of the area.
Ideas for Budget-Friendly Activities:
- Walking Tours: Many cities offer free or low-cost walking tours that provide an in-depth look at the history and culture of the area. These tours are often led by knowledgeable local guides who can offer insider tips.
- Museums and Galleries: Many museums and art galleries offer free admission or discounted rates on certain days or times. Take advantage of these opportunities to explore the local arts and culture scene.
- Parks and Nature: National parks, botanical gardens, and nature reserves offer beautiful landscapes and outdoor activities like hiking, biking, and picnicking at little to no cost.
- Cultural Events: Check the local event calendar for free cultural events, such as festivals, concerts, and outdoor movie screenings. These events provide a great way to experience local traditions and entertainment.
- Beaches: If you’re traveling to a coastal destination, spending a day at the beach is a relaxing and cost-effective way to enjoy the natural surroundings. This may be your go-to anyways!
6. Use Public Transit
Getting around in a new city can be expensive, especially if you rely on taxis or ride-sharing services. Instead, consider using public transportation to save money and experience the destination like a local.
Tips for Navigating Public Transportation:
- Research Transportation Options: Before you arrive, research the public transportation system in your destination. Many cities offer extensive networks of buses, trains, and trams that are easy to use and affordable.
- Purchase Passes: If you’re planning to use public transportation frequently, look into purchasing a multi-day or weekly pass. These passes often offer unlimited travel within a certain time frame and can save you money compared to buying single tickets.
- Walk or Bike: In many cities, walking or biking is the best way to explore. Not only is it free, but it also allows you to discover hidden gems that you might miss while using other forms of transportation.
- Use Apps: Download transportation apps that provide real-time schedules, maps, and route planning. These tools can help you navigate unfamiliar systems with ease.
