9 Key Actions To Take Like a Boss After a Big Money Win / Episode 17: Ronin Saves Cousin Cletus

"All that money with no direction can be incredibly treacherous." - Sifu
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Primer: Who are Sifu & Ronin

Episode 17: Ronin Saves Cousin Cletus

Sifu: Ronin, did you catch up with your cousin Cletus after I spoke with him?

Ronin: Yeah, yeah – he talked off my ear the next day.  What exactly did you tell him in your short talk?  It’s like he’s a changed dude.  New outlook on life, or something …

Sifu: Maybe he’s just grateful my pitbulls didn’t give chew him a new anus.

Ronin: Hee-hee. And as a bonus, his new big-ass pants weren’t shredded into confetti! By the way, you seemed on edge that day, siccing the dogs on Cletus, just because you didn’t recognize him immediately.  What’s with the happy trigger finger, Sifu?  Cletus was this close to getting deep-sixed.

Sifu: I don’t usually succumb to fear, but WTF has happened to our area recently.  Two of my friends from the neighborhood had their rides stolen from their driveway in the last month. The audacity of these fuckwad criminals jacking whips like that. On top of that, there was a home break-in on the next street recently. It’s not right, at all, so can’t be too careful.  I say tear them limb from limb first, and ask for forgiveness later.  Work for you, #1?

Ronin: Wow, a bit harsh, big guy. But understandable. It’s upsetting to see this so close to home.

Sifu: It’s def killing my zen vibe, Padawan, and I hate that. I didn’t get my cute puppies to be on guard all day, so I’m investing in more powerful protective devices hidden in the yard, so these clowns will be iced before even getting close to the house.  So when you come here next, please don’t just walk into the property without first ringing at the gate.  Wouldn’t want to accidentally zap you with 100,000 volts of juice, right?

Ronin: Doh! I do like my hair spiky, but no thank you, sir!

Sifu: You’ll be good – just always read the signs and follow the rules.

Ronin: Done and done!  Although, I’m thinking that once any strangers get a good look at you, they would be dumb as fuck to do anything to disrespect you…  They’re not that retarded, are they?

Sifu: This is the problem, #1. Remember John Wick? Those young punks killed his puppy and stole his classic Mustang because they didn’t know who he was. True regret didn’t come until later. With me, they see this posh residence with stunning cars in front, but not me – I’m usually not outside.  I’d prefer to prevent a John-Wick-type incident and not have to exact revenge against street criminals who don’t know better.

Remember, you can’t just go around killing people. It’s not nice.

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Ronin: Yeah, what’s with criminals these days?  Not doing any research on the victim before acting.  That’s just dumb AF.

Sifu: Hee-hee.  Indeed, Ronin.

Ronin: So what happened with Cletus.  What else did you tell him that got him so amped?

Sifu: Oh yes, Cletus, the surprisingly successful serial entrepreneur surfer dude.  You def couldn’t tell just by looking at him, but he is really smart at what he does.  On the other hand, it seems he’s used up all his superpowers to get rich quick.  There’s zero cerebral capacity left to figure out next steps of someone in his position. All that money with no direction can be incredibly treacherous.

Ronin: How so, boss?  I don’t get it. More money than Lex Luthor – what could go wrong?

Sifu: Sure, on the surface, it should be a huge advantage for someone like Cletus. Not so fast, Richie Rich.  Are you aware that around 70% of lottery winners end up broke and even bankrupt within 5 years of the big win? Lack of financial literacy, management and planning will put these overnight winners in absolute jeopardy to becoming total losers. Could you imagine going from hero to zero so fast?

Ronin: Wow, that’s a crazy stat, Professor! It would be devastating to suffer that. So you imparted some of this knowledge to cousin Cletus?

Sifu: Of course. Yes, in some ways, that big man child is dumb AF, but he got the gist of it, and even he realized he needs help. No way he wants to trade his penthouse condo for a park bench. That shit is real, and he def wants to avoid that hellish fate.

Ronin: Excellent. Cletus is a total doofus, but he has a good heart. I’m glad you set him straight, Sifu. I presume he will be back for lessons from you going forward.

Sifu: Yes, he has much to learn, and he has to do it rather quickly. He will begin later this week. Big smart decisions need to be made – the sooner the better.  He has you to thank for getting him on the right path, by directing him this way.

Ronin: Yes sir. The next outing to our favorite izakaya is def on him! Maybe you can also direct Cletus to add me to his will.  After all, I did save his idiot savant ass … again!

Sifu: True, true.

Sifu’s Notebook

9 Essential Actions to Take After a Cash Windfall

Receiving a big cash windfall can be an exhilarating experience. Whether it’s from an inheritance, a lottery win, the sale of a business, or another source, a windfall can open up new opportunities and bring financial security. However, without careful management, a windfall can quickly dissipate, leaving you no better off than before, or worse.

1. Pause and Reflect

Before making any decisions about how to use your windfall, take a moment to pause and reflect. The initial excitement can lead to impulsive spending, which might result in regret later on.

  • Reason 1: Avoid impulsive spending decisions that could lead to financial regrets. By taking time to think through your options, you can avoid the common pitfall of spending large sums on things that don’t bring long-term value.
  • Reason 2: Allows time to clarify your financial goals and plan accordingly. This period of reflection helps you determine what truly matters to you, ensuring that your windfall is used in ways that align with your life goals and values.

2. Pay Off High-Interest Debt

If you have high-interest debt, such as credit card balances or personal loans, paying it off should be one of your top priorities. High-interest debt can quickly eat away at your financial security.

  • Reason 1: High-interest debt, like credit card balances, can erode wealth quickly due to compounding interest. The longer you carry this debt, the more interest you’ll pay, which can significantly reduce your windfall’s value.
  • Reason 2: Eliminating debt reduces monthly expenses and financial stress, freeing up cash flow for other goals. Without the burden of debt payments, you’ll have more flexibility to save, invest, and enjoy your windfall.

3. Build or Bolster Your Emergency Fund

An emergency fund is a crucial component of financial security. It’s a reserve of money that you can tap into for unexpected expenses, such as medical bills, car repairs, or job loss. Experts recommend putting three to six months’ worth of living expenses in an easily accessible savings account.

  • Reason 1: Provides a financial safety net for unexpected expenses, preventing the need to tap into long-term savings. With an emergency fund in place, you won’t have to liquidate investments or take on new debt in the event of an emergency.
  • Reason 2: Reduces financial anxiety by ensuring you have funds available for emergencies without disrupting your financial plan. Knowing that you’re prepared for life’s uncertainties allows you to focus on your long-term financial goals with greater confidence.

4. Consult with Financial and Tax Professionals

A large windfall can have significant financial implications, and it’s important to seek professional advice to navigate these complexities. Consulting with a financial advisor and a tax professional can help you make informed decisions.

  • Reason 1: Professional advice helps navigate complex financial decisions, ensuring the windfall is managed wisely. A financial advisor can assist with investment strategies, retirement planning, and wealth management, helping you to grow and preserve your windfall.
  • Reason 2: Tax professionals can help minimize your tax liability, preserving more of your windfall for your goals. Depending on the nature of your windfall, there may be taxes owed, and a tax professional can advise on strategies to reduce or defer these taxes.

5. Invest for the Future

Investing a portion of your windfall is a key step in building long-term wealth. While it’s tempting to keep the money in a savings account, investing can help your money grow over time.

  • Reason 1: Investing allows your money to grow over time, contributing to long-term financial security. By investing in assets like stocks, bonds, or real estate, you can potentially earn returns that outpace inflation, increasing your wealth.
  • Reason 2: A diversified investment strategy can provide income and protect against inflation, preserving your wealth. Diversification helps manage risk by spreading your investments across different asset classes, reducing the impact of market volatility.

6. Set Aside Funds for Short-Term Goals

While it’s important to invest for the future, it’s also okay to set aside money for short-term goals or desires. Whether it’s a home renovation, a vacation, or a new car, allocating funds for these purposes can bring you joy without compromising your financial future.

  • Reason 1: Allocating money for short-term goals allows you to enjoy some of your windfall while maintaining financial discipline. By setting aside a specific amount for short-term spending, you can indulge in life’s pleasures without feeling guilty.
  • Reason 2: Earmarking funds for specific purposes helps prevent overspending and keeps your long-term goals on track. Knowing that you have a budget for discretionary spending helps you stay disciplined with the rest of your windfall.

7. Review and Update Your Estate Plan

A windfall can significantly change your financial situation, which may require updates to your estate plan. Ensuring that your estate plan reflects your new wealth is essential for protecting your assets and providing for your loved ones.

  • Reason 1: A windfall can significantly change your financial situation, requiring updates to your estate plan. If you’ve suddenly acquired substantial wealth, you’ll want to ensure that it’s distributed according to your wishes.
  • Reason 2: Ensures your assets are distributed according to your wishes, providing security for your family and minimizing tax burdens. Updating your will, setting up trusts, or creating a charitable foundation can help manage your assets efficiently and with purpose.

8. Consider Charitable Giving

Charitable giving is a meaningful way to use your windfall, and it can also provide tax benefits. Donating to causes you care about can create a lasting impact while reducing your taxable income.

  • Reason 1: Charitable giving can reduce your taxable income, offering tax benefits while supporting causes you care about. Tax deductions for charitable donations can help lower the amount of tax you owe on your windfall.
  • Reason 2: Provides a sense of fulfillment and leaves a positive legacy by making a meaningful impact on the community. Giving back can enhance your sense of purpose and contribute to the well-being of others, making your windfall even more rewarding.

9. Plan for the Long Term

Finally, it’s essential to plan for the long-term future. A windfall can provide financial security for years to come if managed properly.

  • Reason 1: Long-term planning ensures your windfall provides financial security for years to come, rather than being quickly depleted. By setting long-term goals, you can create a roadmap for using your windfall in a way that sustains your financial well-being.
  • Reason 2: Helps you align your financial decisions with your long-term goals, ensuring the windfall enhances your life in the future. Whether it’s retirement planning, funding education, or starting a business, long-term planning helps you maximize the impact of your windfall.

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