Badass vs Dumbass
Master your Financial Kung Fu to be one and not the other.
Sifu: Ronin, what if I told you that it might be possible for you to take an extended vacation, instead of only a week away, and not derail your FIRE goals.
Ronin: For real, boss? Sounds like me daydreaming about ultra high quality good times that don’t exist in real life.
Sifu: But it can happen for you. The term for this is “slowcation”. There are so many benefits from this type of travel or vacation; it’ll blow your mind, #1. Trust.
Ronin: Yowza! Let’s wake the dragon!
Sifu: By slowing down your vacation, you can cut down on travel expenses. Instead of hopping from city to city like a caffeinated chipmunk, you settle down in one place. Think of it as the “slow food” of travel—less rushed, more economical.
Ronin: Hmmm. So, instead of throwing down a stack to fly to London for a weekend, I can chill in a charming village in France, sipping wine and saving cash.
Sifu: Yessir. Imagine savoring a month in a quaint village for the cost of a single overpriced, jet-lagged weekend. A serious win-win.
Ronin: That actually sounds quite epic. Let the good times roll, my man!
Sifu: Now, let’s shift our mindset to simpler pleasures – like exploring a historic city center, visiting local markets, going to free museums and festivals, instead of blowing your budget on a luxury excursion or fine dining. The joy of a slowcation lies in savoring the small things—like a perfect sunset or the smell of fresh bread from a local bakery. It’s like finding treasure in the mundane.
Ronin: So, basically, I can trade in my extravagant shopping sprees for a sunset view. Doesn’t sound like a bad trade-off, at all. I’m into it!
Sifu: Precisely. Simplify your pleasures, and your bank account and soul both reap the benefits.
Ronin: Sifu, I can see myself getting into this lifestyle – it’s actually quite rich.
Sifu: Indeed #1, it is a sweet way to live. Now, just as you do at home, you can cook you own meals on your slowcation. You’re starting to be a junior chef at home anyways, so why not take your skills with you.
Ronin: Yeah yeah, for sure. I can def avoid the overpriced tourist spots, but what about experiencing local cuisine?
Sifu: Oh yeah. I would def encourage occasionally eating at local restaurants, especially where the locals go. On top of that, you can hit the local markets, get your fresh meat and produce, and whip up your best versions of local recipes. I’m thinking your honeys here at home would appreciate your expanded repertoire as international chef of the house.
Ronin: Schweeeet! You’re a wizard and a genius, bossman! All sounds fantastic. It doesn’t feel like any FOMO. If anything, this sounds like a massive win. And to boot, I’m saving cash – man, I am digging this!
Sifu: Now, in the past, we’ve discussed avoiding lifestyle inflation. You remember your evil friend, The Creep!
Ronin: Slaying that sumbitch, sir. Yup, always on lookout for that fugly monster.
Sifu: Good! This is also true on your slowcation. You must continue to resist the urge to upgrade from a cozy apartment to a five-star resort just because your Instagram feed is full of dazzling posts. A slowcation helps you stick to your budget and avoid the trap of upgrading your lifestyle just because you can. Just focus on the essentials.
Ronin: So, while some of my buds are out there chasing the next big thing, I’m living it up during my extended time away, and not really missing anything of real value. Winning!
Sifu: Exactamundo, #1. By maintaining your simple lifestyle, you’re staying true to your FIRE goals and saving more in the process. Another shift in mindset is prioritizing experiences over things.
Ronin: So, I should go hiking through beautiful parks or stroll on perfect sandy beaches in Portugal instead of buying a fancy new watch or the latest tech product from the customs-free store? Def makes sense.
Sifu: Exactly right, my man. By focusing on these types of experiences you enjoy memorable moments without the hefty price tag of material goods.
Ronin: And here I thought collecting more stuff was the key to happiness. Time to re-evaluate all that, boss.
Sifu: True wealth for a badass lies in the experiences you gather, not in the things you accumulate. Although, through all of this, you will be accumulating way more cash to save and invest. FIRE will be in your sights, Padawan.
Ronin: Booyah, bro!
Sifu: This is going to sound complex, but it’s not really. Have you heard of “geographic arbitrage”. You find a place where the cost of living is low and work remotely from there. By choosing a location with a lower cost of living, you maximize your savings while still earning your usual salary
Ronin: So, I can work from a tropical paradise for the cost of a suburban apartment? I’m pretty sure my coworkers won’t complain about the occasional “beach background” on Zoom calls.
Sifu: No doubt, #1. Although, the optional Zoom fake cool office background works for me – removes any possible envy from those stuck at home.
Ronin: Oh right! Good thinking, bossman. Always thinking about everyone else – you’re a good man, Sifu!
Sifu: LOL, sometimes #1, sometimes. 😉 Geographic arbitrage allows you to enjoy a higher quality of life on a lower budget, helping you accelerate your FIRE journey.
Ronin: I’m def going to have a chat with my boss at work, and see if I can roll into some hybrid offsite work like this. If I can still be the same productive badass that I am at work now, and the company has nothing to lose, why not, right?
Sifu: 100%, #1. Now, let’s cut our living costs to the bone. Instead of emptying our wallet for a fancy hotel room, go for a budget-friendly Airbnb or VRBO. Opt for longer-term rentals or more affordable lodging options to cut your accommodation expenses. Often, you’ll get more space and amenities, like kitchens and laundry facilities. The savings add up massively over time.
Ronin: Yeah, Sifu. On top of that, I’m thinking there will be authentic local charm to this type of place, so it’s not a terrible trade-off.
Sifu: Bang on! And, you’ll get a place where you can cook up a storm, Master Chef Junior.
Ronin: Fact!
Sifu: Now, let’s reduce your transportation costs. Avoid renting high-end cars and stick to local transportation methods, like bicycles or public transit. It’s more economical and often more enjoyable. Places like Portugal have way cheaper Uber rides than here, so that might be a good option too. Always do your math, #1.
Ronin: Oh, yessir. Don’t forget walking – I’ll get my 15,000 daily steps in, no problemo! I’m staying super fit while away, cuz ladies, you feel me, bruh?
Sifu: Romeo lives! Of course, #1. Super bonus: more benjamins stay in your pocket and you’ll have a more immersive experience in your destination.
Ronin: Nooooooooice!
Sifu: Finally, you gotta live a local. I call it “Living La Vida Local” – get me, boy?
Ronin: Good one, Ricky Martin.
Sifu: It’s the perfect opportunity to immerse yourself in the culture and avoid crowded tourist traps. Embrace local customs and daily life to save money and experience a destination more authentically. It’s like being a local VIP without the paparazzi and VIP price.
Ronin: So, instead of chasing the overhyped hotspots for suckers, I’ll be enjoying local markets and festivals. I might even make some local friends and meet other nomads from home who may be in the same boat. And of course, practice speaking in the local language.
Sifu: Yessir – excellent points! Locals will welcome you. Embracing local life helps you blend in, save money, and experience the real essence of your destination. It’s a win for your budget, your FIRE goals and probably your heart & soul. You will learn to relish living like this as opposed to the standard way of resort living and luxury weekends away.
Ronin: I am totally lit from all this talk, boss. If I secure a cool pad in Spain next year for a couple of months, you gonna visit your #1 student?
Sifu: Hmmmm, I dunno, #1. Does Homer Simpson like donuts? Now, you are asking rhetorical questions, LOL. Your plan rocks – I am all in. Where do I sign up?
Embarking on the path to Financial Independence and Early Retirement (FIRE) requires smart budgeting and strategic planning. A slowcation, or an extended, leisurely vacation, can be an unexpected ally in your quest for FIRE. Here’s how a slowcation can help you save money, enrich your experiences, and accelerate your journey to financial freedom.
1. Reduce Travel Expenses
Benefit: Reducing travel expenses is a significant advantage of a slowcation. By avoiding frequent flights and hotel stays, you can save a substantial amount on transportation and accommodation costs.
Example: Instead of booking a series of short trips with flights and high-priced hotels, choose a long-term rental in a single location. For instance, spending three months in a coastal town in Portugal with a monthly rental can be far cheaper than booking several hotel rooms or flights across Europe. This approach cuts out the costs associated with multiple bookings and makes your slowcation budget-friendly.
2. Embrace Simplicity & Enjoy Simple Pleasures
Benefit: Embracing a simpler lifestyle and enjoying the small pleasures of life helps in maintaining a frugal mindset and avoiding unnecessary expenses.
Example: In a quaint village, you might find joy in daily walks along the beach, reading a book in a local park, or having a picnic with fresh produce from a nearby market. These activities are not only cost-effective but also provide a deep sense of satisfaction and fulfillment. The slower pace allows you to appreciate the simple joys without the distractions of high-cost attractions.
3. Cook Your Own Meals
Benefit: Preparing your own meals instead of dining out can lead to significant savings on food expenses.
Example: Renting a vacation home with a full kitchen enables you to shop at local markets and cook your own meals. For example, if you’re staying in Italy, buying fresh ingredients from a local farmer’s market and cooking Italian dishes at home can be much cheaper than eating at tourist restaurants. This approach helps you save money and adds a personal touch to your culinary experiences.
4. Maximize Savings by Avoiding Lifestyle Inflation
Benefit: Avoiding lifestyle inflation helps you maintain your budget and stay focused on your FIRE goals by preventing unnecessary spending.
Example: In a slower-paced environment, you’re less likely to be tempted by luxury items and expensive tourist attractions. For example, spending several weeks in a small town might lead you to appreciate local traditions and free activities, like community festivals or local art exhibitions, rather than splurging on high-end shopping. This helps keep your expenses in check and supports your financial goals.
5. Prioritize Experiences Over Things & Enjoy Free Activities
Benefit: Prioritizing experiences and free activities over material possessions can lead to greater satisfaction and lower expenses.
Example: During your slowcation, you might explore local cultural events, take scenic hikes, or enjoy free outdoor concerts. For instance, in a vibrant city like Barcelona, attending free local music festivals or visiting public art installations provides memorable experiences without breaking the bank. Focusing on these enriching experiences rather than material purchases helps you stay within budget and adds value to your journey.
6. Leverage Geographic Arbitrage / Work Remotely
Benefit: Geographic arbitrage allows you to benefit from a lower cost of living while maintaining your regular income, boosting your savings.
Example: If you have the flexibility to work remotely, spending time in a country with a lower cost of living, such as Thailand, can significantly reduce your expenses. You continue earning your regular salary while enjoying a more affordable lifestyle. For instance, working remotely from Chiang Mai allows you to enjoy a lower cost of living while saving a substantial portion of your income, accelerating your progress toward FIRE.
7. Lower Accommodation Costs
Benefit: Lowering accommodation costs through long-term rentals can significantly reduce your overall expenses.
Example: Opting for a furnished apartment or house rental for several months instead of staying in hotels can lead to substantial savings. For instance, renting a cozy apartment in Bali for a few months is often much cheaper than booking a series of hotel rooms. This cost-effective approach provides a comfortable living space and allows you to save money for your FIRE goals.
8. Lower Transportation Costs
Benefit: Reduced transportation costs from minimizing frequent moves and using local transport options can contribute to your savings.
Example: Instead of frequently flying or renting cars, rely on local transportation such as bicycles or public buses. For example, during your stay in Amsterdam, using a bike for daily commuting or taking advantage of the city’s efficient tram system can save you money compared to renting a car or using taxis. This approach aligns with your goal of maximizing savings and contributes to your FIRE journey.
9. Living Like a Local
Benefit: Living like a local during your slowcation provides an authentic experience and helps you adopt cost-effective habits.
Example: Integrating into the local community allows you to discover budget-friendly practices. For instance, in a small town in Mexico, frequenting local markets, using public transport, and participating in community events help you save money and experience the destination more fully. Embracing local habits and customs enhances your slowcation while keeping expenses low.