Badass vs Dumbass
Master your Financial Kung Fu to be one and not the other.
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👉Go to Sifu’s Notebook for Why Your Car is a Money Pit (And How to Stop It)
Primer: Who are Sifu & Ronin
Episode 57: Ronin is Hell on Wheels!
Ronin: Sifu! Check out my new 21” dubs on my whip – so badass, eh bro?
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Sifu: Oy! Yeah, pretty dope if you’re a dumbass, #1.
Ronin: Say what? Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, bossman?
Sifu: I kinda liked the 19” beauties that came with the car. Suited it better, more classy, more functional, and didn’t cost you any more cash.
Ronin: Hey! These new donuts function great. Attracts lots of attention, know what I mean bro? And I got them cheap because they were used. Only cost $3k instead of $5k new. Genius, right?
Sifu: Yowza! You managed to throw away three thousand hard earned dollars for something you definitely don’t need. That’s a bit demented in my book, Junior Genius. I’m sure you’ll also pick up additional attention from Five-0. What do think happens when they see a young punk like you cruising with your shiny donuts, sticking out like sore thumbs.
Ronin: Doh! That’s not the intended audience. Hee-hee.
Sifu: And are you serious about that much money? I can’t get over it. That cash could have paid off one of you fat credit card balances. Did I hit you too hard in the head when we sparred last? You sure you didn’t lose some marbles in that rock head of yours?
Ronin: Only a minor concussion, Master – all good. Hee-hee. I agree – they were not free. But how am I supposed to express my individuality. Those 21’s are all “me”.
Sifu: Ha! Your car is becoming quite a money pit for you. I noticed you haven’t saved anything from your job since you bought it. To support this horrendous habit, are you planning to be in the rat race until you’re 85?
Ronin: Sheeeeit! No boss – that’s the opposite of what I want! Screw that. Oh crap – I need help, man. What the hell did I get myself into?
Sifu: Listen up, #1. A car is a necessity – I get that. But there are countless ways it can eat up every last penny you have, if you’re not careful. Let’s make sure you can enjoy driving AND stick to your FIRE plan. I’ve outlined key ways your car will destroy your wealth in Sifu’s Notebook, but let’s discuss a few more. I think you’re going to need all the help you can get …
Tip #1: Seriously Cut Back on Fancy Upgrades
Sifu: Number one, ditch the unnecessary upgrades. You don’t need neon lights under the car to drive to work.
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Ronin: But Sifu, my ride is a reflection of my personality! It’s gotta glow.
Sifu: Then let your bank account reflect your personality—full, not flickering like a bad light show. Maybe stick to functional upgrades only, like brakes and tires.
Ronin: Ok ok – roger that boss.
Tip #2: Regular Maintenance – The Unsexy Secret
Sifu: Keep up with regular maintenance. Change the oil, replace filters. It’s unsexy but saves big bucks.
Ronin: Maintenance? Boring. My car’s fine, like a lazy cat.
Sifu: Cats pounce; your car might pounce straight into a tow truck. Basic maintenance saves you from massive repair bills later on.
Ronin: Yikes. Ok, you got me. One huge repair bill, and my emergency fund will evaporate!
Tip #3: Avoid Premium Fuel
Sifu: You’re not still filling up with ultra premium plus gas, right?
Ronin: Guilty. My car deserves the best.
Sifu: Your car’s engine can’t tell if it’s sipping Dom Perignon or soda water. Unless you drive a high-performance machine, regular gas, as spec’d out by the manufacturer does the job.
Ronin: So I’ve been treating my car to premium champagne gas for nothing?
Sifu: Pretty much, Ronin. Sorry, these are just facts.
Tip #4: DIY Minor Repairs
Sifu: Learn to handle minor fixes yourself. Wiper blade replacements, oil changes, air filters—they’re quick and save you a trip to the mechanic. It’s not rocket science, just YouTube and elbow grease. You can handle all the basics and maybe more, like brakes if you get into it. Then you’ll save huge.
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Ronin: Challenge accepted. Being a weekend gearhead sounds like fun too!
Sifu: Bingo.
Tip #5: Watch Out for Insurance Fluff
Sifu: Review your car insurance. Trim the extras you don’t need. Just get the absolute essentials: liability, basic collision, maybe even skip comprehensive.
Ronin: I can do that? Dang! I’m gonna be rich from just those savings.
Sifu: Ha! Word to your mother.
Tip #6: Stop Idling Like a Car Heater
Sifu: Don’t let your car idle too long. It wastes fuel and wears down the engine.
Ronin: But it’s cold outside, Sifu! My car’s my personal sauna.
Sifu: You’re paying for that “sauna” in extra fuel costs. Just bundle up, Johnny Storm. You only need to warm the car for 30 seconds. After that just drive slowly for a bit to help bring the car to proper temperature. Idling is for dumbasses. And don’t you have heated seats in your beast?
Ronin: Oh, right! Good one, boss!
Tip #7: Shop Smart for Tires
Sifu: When buying tires, look for quality at a reasonable price. You don’t need top-of-the-line unless you’re hitting the racetrack.
Ronin: But those shiny treads scream “cool.”
Sifu: Cool is burning rubber, not cash. Stick to solid all-seasons unless you’re still planning to be a stuntman for the next Fast & Furious sequel.
Ronin: Man’s gotta have dreams, dude.
Tip #8: Resist Dealer Maintenance Traps
Sifu: Dealerships love to sell “necessary” services. Most of the time, you don’t need any of them. Stick to what your manual says and avoid every extra they try to shove down your throat.
Ronin: Amen to that one. I avoid the “stealer” at every opportunity. Hee-hee.
Tip #9: Park Smartly to Avoid Damage
Sifu: And last but not least, park wisely. Avoid cramming your car into risky spots.
Ronin: You mean dangerous places like the grocery store parking lot?
Sifu: Yes sir. Most dents and dings happen from parking in tight spots. Be smart – park further away from other cars, and get your steps in to make up for it. Win-win.
Ronin: Gotcha! Save the close parking for handicaps and people who don’t care about their cars. Haha.
Sifu: So, you see, the road to financial stability starts right under your hood. Treat your car like an asset, not an ATM. Save all your extra cash instead of dumping it into the car. Your FIRE dream needs to get back on track, right?
Ronin: 100%, boss. Lesson learned, Sifu. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to return those neon lights.
Sifu: Nice.
Sifu’s Notebook
Why Your Car is a Money Pit (And How to Stop It)
Owning a car offers convenience, but it can quickly turn into a financial burden if you’re not careful. Here’s why your car might be a money pit—and a few ways to plug the holes.
1. Depreciation – The Rapid Decline in Value
- Problem: Cars lose value fast, especially new ones. A brand-new car can depreciate by up to 20% in the first year, which means you lose a large chunk of your investment right away.
- Solution: Consider buying a used car that’s a few years old. It has already taken the biggest depreciation hit, which saves you money and reduces the loss in resale value.
2. Maintenance and Repairs – The Never-Ending Expenses
- Problem: Regular oil changes, tire rotations, and unexpected repairs can add up quickly, especially as the car ages.
- Solution: Stick to a preventive maintenance schedule. Spending on upkeep may seem like a hassle, but it can prevent larger, more expensive repairs down the line. Look for a reliable model known for low maintenance costs when buying.
3. Fuel Costs – Pricey at the Pump
- Problem: Fuel expenses can fluctuate, and if you drive a gas-guzzler, this can be a significant cost.
- Solution: Drive efficiently to improve fuel economy (avoid aggressive driving and keep tires properly inflated). When car shopping, prioritize fuel-efficient or hybrid models, especially if you drive frequently.
4. Insurance Premiums – Protecting You at a Price
- Problem: Insurance costs can be high, especially for younger drivers or those with pricier cars.
- Solution: Shop around annually to make sure you’re getting the best rate. Increasing your deductible, bundling policies, or taking a defensive driving course can also help lower premiums.
5. Registration Fees – Annual Ownership Costs
- Problem: Registration fees are required every year, and these costs can add up over time.
- Solution: Downsize if you own multiple cars to reduce overall registration costs. Some states or provinces offer discounts for low-mileage drivers or environmentally friendly vehicles—check if you qualify.
6. Financing Costs – Paying Extra for the Privilege of Driving
- Problem: Interest on auto loans increases the total cost of your vehicle, especially with long loan terms.
- Solution: Aim for a shorter loan term to reduce interest payments. Better yet, save up to buy a car with cash if possible, avoiding finance charges altogether.
Bottom Line: Cars are convenient but can be costly if you’re not careful. By choosing wisely, maintaining efficiently, and cutting unnecessary expenses, you can enjoy your car without letting it drain your wallet.
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