"Trust me on this one: your money working for you is magic."
- Sifu
“Alright, bye-bye bullshit purchases. I’ll miss you more than my ex!"
- Ronin
“Witness, my man, Cousin Cletus. Rich AF. Dumb AF. Go figure."
- Ronin
“ For fuck’s sake man – they’re ripping my heart out through my eye holes! "
- Ronin
"FU money doesn’t drop from the sky without FU moves."
- Ronin.
"You know the story, you know the drill.
Back up the truck, for my hundred dollar bills.
Got more money than a New York bank.
Why get Hummer, you can drive a tank."
- Ronin
"Those all or nothing bets only work in Hollywood blockbusters."
- Ronin
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”
- Bruce Lee
"Five bucks a day doesn’t sound like a lot, but do the math – in a year, that little habit will eat almost $2,000 from your savings. "
- Sifu
"Without it, you are like a warrior without armor, like Iron Man without his suit, or Green Lantern without his ring, or Thor without his hammer."
- Sifu
"You had me at FU Money." - Ronin.
"The best revenge is living well." - Sifu.