Badass vs Dumbass
Master your Financial Kung Fu to be one and not the other.
Sifu: Ronin, we’re going to have a deeper dive into your spending habits. We’ll find out if you’re spending like a badass or drifting back to being a financial dumbass. A bit of a test.
Ronin: Doh. This is going to get ugly, isn’t it?
Sifu: All depends on you, #1.
Ronin: Why is this so important? If I make enough coin to get me to FIRE, isn’t that enough?
Sifu: Income is definitely a huge component to FIRE, but so is spending. How you spend will dictate what type of life you have in front of you. Ideally, you want to be financially free and feel that your life is fulfilling.
Ronin: Roger that, boss. Def want both! Don’t want to end up rich AF but unhappy in life. However, if you give me all that cash, I’m willing to work on the fulfillment and happiness part!
Sifu: Pffft. I bet you would.
Ronin: Ok boss. You’ve given me some great lessons already, so I’m thinking I can pass this one today. I’m ready – let the test begin!
Sifu: A true financial boss invests in education. Not just formal schooling but learning that improves oneself—books, courses, skills.
Ronin: Hey Sifu – you know I have a degree right? All good, no?
Sifu: Sure, but outside of that and what I’ve been teaching you, what have you done?
Ronin: Oh! I did start that cooking class we spoke about. It’s so cool – learning how to make delicious and healthy meals is a lot of fun.
Sifu: And I bet you’re saving your cash by eating out less now, yes?
Ronin: No question. Saving the cash for bigger and better things!
Sifu: Good good. I’ll have to try your cooking sometime – is it safe?
Ronin: Haha! Yeah man – you’ll love it. Done and done!
Sifu: Next, prioritize your health. A wise person spends on quality food, exercise, and preventive care.
Ronin: Ah, other than the occasional 2 a.m. pizza, I’m doing ok in that department. I even ask for extra veggies on it – you see, always thinking about my health, boss!
Sifu: Ya right, good one.
Ronin: Ok ok, not perfect. I am still hitting the gym – 3 times a week, as always. Gotta stay lean and mean, bro.
Sifu: Without a doubt. Staying healthy will serve you well now and into your retirement.
Ronin: Aye aye, cap! To me, FIRE means rolling in the green, but also being healthy enough to enjoy the fruits of all that labor. Otherwise, what’s the point, right boss?
Sifu: Couldn’t agree more, #1. It is impossible to enjoy your money without health, energy and full mobility. It’s true: “Health = Wealth”.
Ronin: Dropping truth bombs, bossman! Yeah boy!
Sifu: Now, relationships are another wise investment. Time, gifts, shared experiences—they all build bonds that enrich your life.
Ronin: So buying my bud that round of drinks when we were bar hopping last weekend counts as ‘investing’ in our friendship, yes?
Sifu: Always skirting the line, eh Ronin? Too clever is not clever boy – be careful! True investment in relationships isn’t about material gifts but about time, energy, and thoughtfulness.
Ronin: Hmmm. So, instead of throwing benjamins at fancy dinners, I should just show up with a bag of Doritos and some genuine conversation?
Sifu: If that’s what they value, absolutely. Strong relationships support you emotionally and financially, indirectly benefiting your wealth. You can bank on that, #1.
Ronin: Brilliant!
Sifu: Lastly, spend to save time. Time is a finite resource, and freeing yourself from mundane tasks can create opportunities for higher-value activities.
Ronin: Like how I’m paying someone to mow the lawn while I sit inside playing on my Xbox? I think I’m getting the hang of this ‘boss spending’ thing.
Sifu: Ha! Close, but think bigger. Use that freed-up time to focus on goals that enhance your career, finances, or personal growth. Unless you’re the Xbox Master – then go ahead and monetize that sucker!
Ronin: Oh, I get it. Less ‘Call of Duty,’ more ‘calls of duty’.
Sifu: Yes sir. Time is money, so don’t waste it.
Ronin: Roger that, boss.
Sifu: We’ve gone over the ways to spend wisely. Let’s see how you’re faring on the other end of the scale. Spending like a donkey is way too easy – I want to see how you’re doing there.
Ronin: Yikes! Ok … I think …
Sifu: Ok, let us discuss the ways of the financial fool. First, lifestyle inflation—when your spending rises with your income. We spoke often about The Creep, haven’t we?
Ronin: You mean like when I got my first raise and immediately upgraded from instant ramen to sushi takeout every night?
Sifu: Yup. Instead of upgrading your lifestyle, you should put those extra funds into saving or investing.
Ronin: Yeah boss. I’ve gotten better over the last few raises, and tried to keep my expenses the same. Maybe a small celebration meal here and there, but nothing major.
Sifu: Well done, son. Now, you’re a boss!
Sifu: Next, the temptation of impulse purchases. How are we doing on that front?
Ronin: Ah, my Achilles’ heel. Who can resist half-price Adidas kicks? Damned that Cousin Cletus – it’s all his fault. He’s buds with the guys in the store, and they’re always giving him “friends and family” discounts.
Sifu: Hmmm. Did you happen to need new shoes, #1?
Ronin: E-nope. But they are super slick, dude!
Sifu: Thought so, numbskull. Take a moment to consider if the purchase aligns with your goals—or if it’s just a fleeting desire.
Ronin: Oy! Got me there, boss.
Sifu: Lastly, the worst habit of all—debt-fueled spending.
Ronin: You mean credit cards, boss? My frenemy. ‘Buy now, pay later’ – gotta admit, sounds fantastic!
Sifu: Killer marketing kills you. Debt can trap you in a cycle. Interest payments erode your wealth, leaving you working for lenders rather than building your own financial future. Who’s the boss now, #1?
Ronin: Dang it! We really don’t need to give more of our money to the banks, do we, Sifu?
Sifu: True that. I personally use the banks, and don’t let them use me. You can learn to do the same. Use debt wisely, or better yet, avoid it. Living within your means is key to true financial freedom.
Ronin: Are we done, Sifu? How’d I score on the test?
Sifu: Hmmm. #1, my tally shows that you’ve done well in some areas and are lacking in others. Not the best, but also not the worst. I’ll give you a C+ today.
Ronin: C+? Woo-hoo! I was totally expecting a big ole F.
Sifu: Ah, ye of litte faith, #1. You should be more confident that you are progressing, albeit slowly, towards your FIRE goals. It takes time to master all this business. Stay patient and stay strong. Remember, I have your back, so you got this, my man!
Ronin: I’m giving you a solid A, boss! Now, I’m fully open to negotiation. If a 3 course lunch at the isakaya in on the books for us, I could be persuaded to get that to an A+. What you say, bossman? You ready to get upgraded?
Sifu: Hahaha. Too clever is not clever, boy. Let’s go – on me!
The best spending you’ll ever do is thoughtful and aligned with your values, bringing long-term happiness and growth—like investing in yourself or on your relationships. On the other hand, mindless spending, driven by impulse or habit, can quickly drain your finances and leave you with regret. It adds no real value and can sabotage your financial goals. By being intentional with your money, you can avoid these traps and build a more fulfilling, secure future.
While spending money is important, it’s easy to fall into the trap of mindless spending—making purchases without considering their long-term impact.