"That fund will ensure that one shitty day doesn’t turn into a month-long prison sentence in hell."
- Sifu
“Alright, bye-bye bullshit purchases. I’ll miss you more than my ex!"
- Ronin
“Witness, my man, Cousin Cletus. Rich AF. Dumb AF. Go figure."
- Ronin
“ For fuck’s sake man – they’re ripping my heart out through my eye holes! "
- Ronin
"Five bucks a day doesn’t sound like a lot, but do the math – in a year, that little habit will eat almost $2,000 from your savings. "
- Sifu