"Step one: Don’t be me."
- Ronin
"Baby Boomers will be passing down around $68 trillion in the coming decades."
- Sifu
"Tomorrow is a myth, like Bigfoot or affordable housing."
- Ronin
"Maybe you can buy me some new workout shoes with extra padding, so when I kick your ass, you won’t feel it as much…"
- Sifu
"You simply cannot predict when and even if the stocks will turn."
- Sifu
"E = mc² can accelerate your path to financial freedom, just like meth can ignite the big turbo in your dream hotrod to make it a speed demon."
- Sifu
"Your wins are great, but don’t think that it in any way dictates how you’ll perform in the future."
- Sifu
"Should I even trust advice that’s free? Nothing’s free in life, man!"
- Ronin
"Some people get those apps and find themselves stuck on their phones the whole day, and end up day trading their life away."
- Sifu
"I tend to panic whenever I see red numbers."
- Ronin