"The Creep is a total asshole!"
- Sifu
"It’s like running on a treadmill that keeps increasing in speed—you’re working harder but getting nowhere."
- Sifu
"Lean FIRE is daily plain tofu. Fat FIRE is living lux - yeah baby! Barista FIRE is “half-ass”. And Coast FIRE is kick back after a while."
- Ronin
"Simply diversify with index funds, and let others take the half-baked wild risks."
- Sifu
"Trust me on this one: your money working for you is magic."
- Sifu
“Alright, bye-bye bullshit purchases. I’ll miss you more than my ex!"
- Ronin
“Witness, my man, Cousin Cletus. Rich AF. Dumb AF. Go figure."
- Ronin
“ For fuck’s sake man – they’re ripping my heart out through my eye holes! "
- Ronin
"FU money doesn’t drop from the sky without FU moves."
- Ronin.
"You know the story, you know the drill.
Back up the truck, for my hundred dollar bills.
Got more money than a New York bank.
Why get Hummer, you can drive a tank."
- Ronin