Badass vs Dumbass
Master your Financial Kung Fu to be one and not the other.
"Your wins are great, but don’t think that it in any way dictates how you’ll perform in the future."
- Sifu
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Ronin: Sifu! I made some mad coin in the last month with a series of genius bets on tech stocks. Gonna celebrate tonight! You in, dude?
Sifu: Slow down, cowboy. How is this a “win”?
Ronin: Don’t rain on my parade, Master! My portfolio went up almost 20% last month. That’s huge! Nothing’s gonna stop me now. If I keep this up, I’ll more than double my money by year end!
Sifu: Your math is impeccable … for a dummy. You really think you can leverage a short-term winning streak into being the ultimate stock market boss?
Ronin: Ummm … yeah boy! Why not! I learned it in school – Law of Inertia.
Sifu: Amazing, you actually paid attention in science class. You’re referring to Newton’s First Law of Motion. So, you think your past performance is some guarantee that your future performance will simply match it?
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Ronin: Oh, absolutely. Science baby!
Sifu: Hahaha. Such a wiseass. I’m about to lose my lunch if I laugh any harder, Big Boy. From where I sit, it appears you’re starting to suffer from a bad case of overconfidence.
Ronin: Oh?!
Sifu: Have you heard about a guy from back in the day, named Jesse Livermore?
Jesse Livermore
Ronin: E-nope…
Sifu: Ok. This little piece of history is something they should have taught in school, but what do I know? Jesse Livermore became one of the richest people in the world in 1929 when everyone else lost everything in the stock market crash. He correctly predicted the crash and he shorted the market. He made out like a bandit. In today’s dollars, about a $1.5 billion. Great so far. BUT, he believed he could do no wrong. He was a god! He took bigger and riskier bets after that. Within 5 years, he lost it all. Sadly, he committed suicide from the depression a few years later.
Ronin: Yikes! That is one demented story, bro. Talk about a cautionary tale!
Sifu: Well, I’m glad you see that. Learning from Jesse’s mistake will save your hide. It’s very easy to fall into his mindset that brought his downfall. We all succumb to it once in a while. Your wins are great, but don’t think that it in any way dictates how you’ll perform in the future.
1. The Overconfidence Trap & Risky Business
Sifu: Overconfidence in the stock market can bring about your ruin, Ronin. It’s no joke. You make a few good trades, start thinking you’re the next Warren Buffett, and soon you’re throwing all your money into risky bets.
Ronin: But Sifu, why can’t I be like Warren. Gotta think big, right? I didn’t even tell you about my secret winner: my hamster coin’s on the rise, old man.
Sifu: Hmmm, right. Yes, think big, but don’t think like a dumbass. Picking some winners is like scoring a few goals in hockey and thinking you’re the next Wayne Gretzky. Sure it’s possible. As possible as you being the next mega lottery winner!
Ronin: Oy!
Sifu: That cockiness leads to riskier investments, like gambling on speculative stocks or trying to time the market.
Ronin: Riskier? Please. It’s called “being bold.” Ever heard of that? Besides, I watched a full 15-minute video on day trading. I think I got this.
Sifu: Oh, a YouTube degree in finance. My mistake – what was I thinking? Maybe you should open your own hedge fund, Gordon Gecko.
Ronin: My own fund? I didn’t even think about that – great idea, bossman!
Sifu: Ijut!
2. How It Ruins Your FIRE Journey
Sifu: When those “bold” investments flop—and they will—you’re left with nothing but delayed retirement and stress. All your gains, wiped out.
Ronin: So, what you’re saying is… if I keep this up, my dream beach retirement turns into me living in a cardboard box at the local pier?
Sifu: Yup, and you’ll be fishing for WiFi signals, not for big fish. FIRE isn’t a get-rich-quick scheme, Padawan. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Ronin: Fine. Maybe I’ll ease up on playing the markets like it’s Vegas. Maybe…
3. How to Avoid Overconfidence
Sifu: First rule, Little One: stick to your long-term FIRE plan. Don’t let short-term gains cloud your judgment.
Ronin: So no betting my retirement on meme stocks? Got it, got it.
Sifu: Right. Second, diversify. Don’t throw all your money into one stock just because it feels like a sure thing.
Ronin: So, not “all in” on hamster coin? That hurts me, Sifu.
Sifu: And last, stop trying to time the market. Focus on steady contributions over time. Discipline beats flash-in-the-pan gains.
Ronin: Discipline? Who dat?
Sifu: New low for you, Big Dummy. Consistency is key. You won’t win by chasing every trend, but by staying the course.
Ronin: Ok ok. But if that hamster crypto skyrockets and I don’t cash in, lunch will be on you for a year!
Sifu: Hey! Don’t I already pay for most of our lunches?
Ronin: Hee-hee.
Overconfidence in short-term market performance is a dangerous trap for those pursuing financial independence and early retirement (FIRE). Here’s how it can derail your plans and what you can do to avoid falling into this trap.
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